Funny Stuff

Q: "What has one head, one foot and four legs?"
A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: "Never mind, it's over your head! "

Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?
A: There are 11 letters in 'The Alphabet'

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters?
A: IC (icy)

Q: "David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?"
A: David!

Q: "If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?"
A: 2nd place!

Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter 'V'!

Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?
A: Bookkeeper

Q: "What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?"
A: A penny!

Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?
A: There are 2 T's in THAT!

Q: "What goes up, but never comes down?"
A: Your age!

Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A: A hole!

Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!

Q: Can you spell rotted with two letters?
A: DK (decay)

Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.

Q: "Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? "
A: "Neither, they both weigh a ton! "

Q: Does your shirt have holes in it?
A: "No, then how did you put it on?"

Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

Q: When does a cart come before a horse?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge!

Q: "What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?"
A: A clock!

Q: Where does success come before work?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: What breaks when you say it?
A: Silence!

Q: How many peas are there in a pint?
A: There is one 'P' in a 'pint'.