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What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you call a greedy ant?

An anteater!

Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?

To trip up the ants!

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant!

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

What is smaller than an ant's dinner?

An ant's mouth!

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!

Who was the most famous ant scientist?

Albert Antstein!

What games to ants play with elephants?

Squash!

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!


What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

Why don't anteaters get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What do you call an and with frogs legs?

An antphibian!

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What do you call a smart ant?

Elegant!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!